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 My favorite Seth Meyers joke is about Chris Brown. It takes a lot of sparkle to be a mom sunflower shirt "You know it's bad when the fact that you have a neck tattoo is the second worst thing about your neck tattoo."Edit: Okay, folks, thanks for the upvotes. Not my personal biggest regret ever, so not my answer to the ask reddit question, but just an anecdote from my life relating to this guy’s answer.

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